By Tina Cherrillo
Keep calm
Because it’s FINALLY that time of year when it’s socially acceptable to watch the world’s best Halloween movie 2,349,872,358,347,824,509 times in a row without being judged
For those of your who haven’t seen Hocus Pocus

Or think it’s not THE best thing that Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy have done with their careers


If you’ve been living under a rock for the past 23 years

It’s time to let the light in

And celebrate all the beauty…

Wonder…

And magic that is Hocus Pocus!

There’s a talking cat

These guys

A magic black-flame candle that can bring people back from the dead

A virgin

Satan

Witches who kidnap children

A musical number

Exploding colorful glitter

A seductive ghost

Boooooooook

A French woman trapped in a magic black box

Spells

A mysterious black river

A hands-y bus driver

Sibling bonding

A friendly zombie

Salt

A nice pair of yabbos

And these three lovely ladies

What more could you possibly want in a quality Halloween movie?

Basically, your life is incomplete until you’ve seen this magnificent piece of cinematic gold. If you don’t want to live a joyless, terrible life, make sure you see it at least once before you die.

Tina Cherrillo is a contributing writer for YourSitch.com
Twitter: @TinaCherrillo
DIPU number one.
Dr.MD.AKRAM hossain
Many many thanks.
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