By Tina Cherrillo
Because it’s FINALLY that time of year when it’s socially acceptable to watch the world’s best Halloween movie 2,349,872,358,347,824,509 times in a row without being judged
For those of your who haven’t seen Hocus Pocus
Or think it’s not THE best thing that Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy have done with their careers
If you’ve been living under a rock for the past 23 years
It’s time to let the light in
And celebrate all the beauty…
And magic that is Hocus Pocus!
There’s a talking cat
A magic black-flame candle that can bring people back from the dead
Witches who kidnap children
A musical number
Exploding colorful glitter
A seductive ghost
A French woman trapped in a magic black box
A mysterious black river
A hands-y bus driver
A friendly zombie
A nice pair of yabbos
And these three lovely ladies
What more could you possibly want in a quality Halloween movie?
Basically, your life is incomplete until you’ve seen this magnificent piece of cinematic gold. If you don’t want to live a joyless, terrible life, make sure you see it at least once before you die.
Tina Cherrillo is a contributing writer for YourSitch.com